Some people in a boat

1:	Ah! this is the life. Nothing like a spot of fishing.
2:	About time for lunch though isn't it?
1:	Hmmm. I'm starving.
2:	Pass the sandwiches Naomi
4:	I couldn't possibly eat a bite, I'm on a diet
3:	What for you're not that fat, where are the sandwiches Kate?
2:	I don't know James brought them.
1:	No I didn't, I thought Naomi was going to bring them.
4:	Don't look at me, any way I've got my Ryvita and lo‑fat spread.
3:	You mean you brought food for yourself but no one else
2:	Charming, just charming, if there's no food I vote we go back.
3:	You chicken, onwards ever onwards
4:	It's getting dark, stick with what we know.
1:	There might be a town round the next headland. We could something to eat 	there.
2&4:	Back
1&3:	Onwards
2&4:	This way
1&3:	That way
1:	I think we should discuss this seriously.
4:	Let's toss a coin.
3:	Let's consult with our innerselves.
2:	I say we wait until fate intervenes and blows us one way or the other
1:	So no votes for the map.
4:	Heh, that's not a bad idea.
3:	It does make sense, sort of...
2:	But how do we know we can trust it.
1:	I'm going to start the engine, you lot decide between yourselves.
3:	O.K, see if I care where we go.
2&4:	Shut up.
2:	Anyway once the engines going we'll be O.K, no problems.
1:	I can't start the engine I think we're out of fuel.
3:	I should have known something like this would happen with you lot on board.
1:	Now hang on, fuel wasn't my responsibility.
4:	Heh, look at those pretty rocks
1&2&3:	ROCKS!
2:	Why are you so worried about some rocks, how do you know there are rocks 	anyway?
1:	That's a lighthouse isn't it?
4:	Nah, probably some idiot's car parked up on a cliff with the lights on.
3:	You fool, who'd park on a cliff top?
4:	and pretty dappy lights too, flashing on and off like that.
3:	Look if we're not going to use the map I say we get rid of it.
1:	There's no way we can get the boat going again, we're at the mercy of the sea.
2:	And it's carried us onto the rocks. We're holed!
3:	You mean you've sunk us.
2:	Are you wearing my wellies?
3:	Who cares about your stupid wellies at a time like this ?

2:	I do, they're important to me.
1:	Does anyone have anything to suggest before we drown.
4:	The coast guard, we can call the coast guard.
2:	I don't believe in the coast guard, it's all just made up by weak people so they 	don't get afraid when they're at sea.
3:	Isn't there some other way, I don't want to be humiliated in front of some coast
guard. Granted we're in a little trouble..
1:	A little trouble???..
3:	The boat's sinking, we're heading for the rocks, we haven't eaten and none of 	us can swim...As I say ...a little trouble, but can't we just pull ourselves out 	of it,
by our boot straps as it were.
2:	It's no use we're going under
All:	Aaaaaaaaaah!

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